10.Schumacher The Champagne
My teeth have never looked quite this yellow and my body never
quite this fat
I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage abandoned
back
I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of
fate
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my problems to the center of town
And Schumacher the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher the Champagne, you might as well be proud of last
place
We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week
And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness
freaks
My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my problems to the center of town
And Schumacher the Champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate
Schumacher the Champagne, you might as well be proud of last
place
Schumacher the Champagne
Who ever needed good cause to celebrate
Oh take me as I am
Oh take me as I am
Oh take me as I am
Or not at all
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